I figured it out. The hybrid rockstar athletes are too slow to run, too weak to lift.
Jerkers of all things runningNearly there!

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2/2 6 EZ in 56:40 (9:27 pace), 2@MP (7:49/7:44), 2@10k (7:15/7:09), 1 down in 9:01-11 total (I probably should not have done a progression at the end of my LR)
Jerkers of all things runningPetition to rename Zone 2 training to LIT (Low Intensity Training) so we can all be LIT
Jerkers of all things runningIf you aren’t the last in the race, what’s the reason you’re not slowing down?
Jerkers of all things runningWould these be a good recovery shoe? I want my colleagues to know I’ve run an ultra last weekend.

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Is this suitable for human consumption? It’s much cheaper than Nuun.

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